Welcome
Congratulations on discovering English For Dirty Foreigners, the funniest place on the internets since the FunnyFunnyFunSiteOfPureFunnyFun went bankrupt from lack of funny. Over the next millenia we will be teaching you everything you need to know about British language, customs, traditions and stuffs.
To your right you’ll see the weekly and bonus episodes of our show, which range from public information films to game shows, talk shows, musical numbers and animation.
Below you’ll find our Words of the Day; words which appear every day. Daily. Within every 24-hour period. Once a day. Between one dawn and the next. Three hundred and sixty five times a year. To the day, every day. You can set your watch by them. Assuming that you have a watch that only counts days. Like a calender, but on your wrist. Or in your pocket. Or stapled to the wall. Or your face.
And don’t forget our monthly Written Lessons, which teach you yet more about Britishnessness, and Top Ten lists, which are lists of ten tops.
We are also available to create commercials with an irreverent (and somewhat British) sense of humor – email englishfordirtyforeigners@googlemail.com for more information.
Hark! I hear some comedy calling! So, to conclude; goodbye.
Lesson 12: Recession
Going on hiatus
Yes indeed.
There is much work to be done as the very first English For Dirty Foreigners movie begins to begun.
Thusly, we shall be releasing a couple more episodes and then stop until most of the work is done on the movie.
Episodes will then start up again as we get closer to release. No schedule yet.
Oh yes. We plan things good.
Word o’The Day: PASTRESS
PASTRESS; what ones partner is known as when one has an extra-marital affair with pastry
English Cinema for English Peoples
Movies need to be talked about for them to make be done.
This is what this is why when now.
Word o’The Day: PASSANGER
PASSANGER; to share rage, usually to the left hand side
Word o’The Day: PANCNEUROTIC
PANCNEUROTIC; to have neuroses about ones pancreas
