Welcome!
Hello, and welcome to English For Dirty Foreigners.
Over the next millenia we will be teaching you everything you need to know about British language, customs, traditions and stuff.
Our lessons will be broadcast fortnightly, and accompanied with a daily word of the day, which will happen every day. Daily. Within every 24-hour period. Once a day. Between one dawn and the next. Three hundred and sixty five times a year. To the day, every day. You can set your watch by them. Assuming that you have a watch that only counts days. Like a calender, but on your wrist. Or in your pocket. Or stapled to the wall. Or your face.
Return to this very place on November 1st to see the excitement of learning happen henceforth, forthwith in front of your very eyes. On the screen – not literally in front of your eyes – that would be far too close for you to see properly. You’d still be able to hear it, but then you’d be missing half the fun of the learning experience.
So, to conclude; goodbye.
