Lesson five: the toilet
So, you appear to have survived the first four lessons.
Good work. Good work indeed.
I believe you have proven yourself, and deserve to learn of one of the most important and sanctifudinal of British traditions and one which, if you have been following our guide to eating, will most surely be usefulised by now: the toilet.
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Word o’The Day: CCTV
CCTV; acronym, ClosedCwatersTransVestite, to share a room with a crossdresser
Lesson four: MORE table manners
To be Frank – and I know I’m not Frank, but pretend I am for a moment – to be Frank you did not pay enough attention to the previous lesson, and thus, we bring you MORE table manners.
Keep your eartubes open and set your brainmeats to absorb as we begin our fourth lesson.
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