Word o’The Day: DISSAPEARANCE
DISSAPPEARANCE; to disrespect the way someone looks
EFDF New Years special
And now, dear friends, it seems that the dusk of this year is settling yonder – but soon, the dawn of the next shall squint through from between the trees on the horizon and rise mightily up high.
And to contribute to this process, we have as with got somes comedy of learnting stuffs.
HD at Koldcast.TV, SD below:
Word o’The Day: DICKTOPIA
DICKTOPIA; a nation where freedom is taken from the people and the state is controlled by penises.
Word o’The Day: DICTATOR
DICTATOR; from the latin, meaning odd, potato-shaped penis.
The Queen’s Christmas address 2008
Hip hip hurrah – it’s that time of year again when our monarch descends from her heavenly fortress of solitude, where she lives with 400 servants, and gives an address to the nation. Oh yes.
This year, the address she gave was 29 Acacier Road.
Koldcast.TV has the HQ version, whilst the SD is below:
Written Lesson: DYSLEXIA
Dyslexia does not exist.
Simple as that.
What is oft referred to as dyslexia and used by those who cannot spell as a convenient excuse for their reluctance to seek out a dictionary is actually the very common affliction of word blindness.
Word blindness affects approximately 20% of the populations, which is almost a quarter of peoples in the lands. The severity of the ailment is diagnosed by the number of words with which the affectee has the symptoms. For example; one word is not be remotely serious and anyone complaining of single-word blindness would most likely be taken before the entire medical community and laughed at. On the other side of the scale, six-hundred-thousand-word blindness would mean that most of the dictionary would be unreadable and thus unspeakable, meaning the sufferer would be mute, dumb and for no reason whatsoever, let’s say this makes him deaf too.
How does this scourge plague the victim you ask?
The confuddled mind does not operate as our normal or ‘real’ peoplebrains do. They thusforcely do not see the words to which they are blind. Take this for example:
CAT
Where you or I see the word CAT, the broken and feeble mind of the blindee sees simply an empty line.
Let’s imagine for a moment that both you and I suffer from severe word blindness and try to read this famous passage from Genesis:
And Abraham to Isaac and on his . “Ow” said Isaac as he fondled with great tenacity for was only but was and because is except for although not . And while all this was The Lord tutted mightily, for it was not only but there was quite a mess and the was very sticky too.
Aren’t you glad you don’t have word blindness?
In future lessons, we’ll move on from word blindness to discuss the much less common smell blindness, taste blindness, hat blindness and the very quite dangerous car blindness.
See you next time!
