Top 10: things I would like to see before I die

March 25, 2009 at 2:02 am (Top 10) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Time for another top 10!

10] A giraffe trying to climb a tree

9] The moon turned into a giant swingball set between the earth and mars

8] Frank Sinatra eating a live panda

7] A tower of marbles

6] A snakeskin car

5] A traffic jam featuring real jam

4] A lightbulb made of cheese

3] A crepe paper trampoline

2] A biopic of Tiny, the worlds largest elephant

1] A building with facial hair

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Top 10: Favorite things

January 7, 2009 at 1:01 am (Top 10) ()

It’s time for another Top 10 – this time we learn about Britainite’s favorite things!

10. Raindrops on roses

9. Whiskers on mittens

8. Bright copper kettles

7. Warm woolen kittens

6. Brown paper packages tied up with string

These are the first five of our favorite things.

5. Cream flavoured ponies

4. Crisp apple stroodle (a poodle with a tangy apple filling)

3. Whorebells

2. Sleigh bells

1. Schnitzel with poodles (Korean food has very much taken off in the UK)

When the dog barks.
We go catch it.
Put it in a pie.
Bake on 350,
wait ’til golden brown
And then tuck in, oh aye.


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Top 10: Disabilities of 2008

December 17, 2008 at 2:02 am (Top 10) (, , , , , , )

Welcome to the first of our top ten lists, where you get to learn stuffs that is most popular. 

This top 10 list is about the top 10 disabilities of 2008.

 

10. Down syndrome

9. Up syndrome

8. Facelessnessness

7. Herpes-related limb droppy-offness

6. Hearinggobyenotcomeback

5. Multiple Sclerosis

4. Single Sclerose

3. Spinal chord out of tune

2. Leg-stop-workyness

1. Asspergers Aspagerrs Asparagus Dyslexia

 

Yes. Comedy. 

 

Don’t forget the EFDF Christmas special is online on Saturday. 

Hurrah!

 


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