Lesson 12: Recession
Going on hiatus
Yes indeed.
There is much work to be done as the very first English For Dirty Foreigners movie begins to begun.
Thusly, we shall be releasing a couple more episodes and then stop until most of the work is done on the movie.
Episodes will then start up again as we get closer to release. No schedule yet.
Oh yes. We plan things good.
Snooze Retard of Scotland Yard
Hi Def For Dirty Foreigners!
From this weekend’s episode, EFDF will be in shiny 720p HD.
This is exciting. Do a happy dance.
Dancey dancey. Indeed. Oh yes.
Welcome
Congratulations on discovering English For Dirty Foreigners, the funniest place on the internets since the FunnyFunnyFunSiteOfPureFunnyFun went bankrupt from lack of funny. Over the next millenia we will be teaching you everything you need to know about British language, customs, traditions and stuffs.
To your right you’ll see the weekly and bonus episodes of our show, which range from public information films to game shows, talk shows, musical numbers and animation.
Below you’ll find our Words of the Day; words which appear every day. Daily. Within every 24-hour period. Once a day. Between one dawn and the next. Three hundred and sixty five times a year. To the day, every day. You can set your watch by them. Assuming that you have a watch that only counts days. Like a calender, but on your wrist. Or in your pocket. Or stapled to the wall. Or your face.
And don’t forget our monthly Written Lessons, which teach you yet more about Britishnessness, and Top Ten lists, which are lists of ten tops.
We are also available to create commercials with an irreverent (and somewhat British) sense of humor – email englishfordirtyforeigners@googlemail.com for more information.
Hark! I hear some comedy calling! So, to conclude; goodbye.
First video lesson – Nov 1st
Yes indeed, you eager little badgermonkeys, we are 3 days to launch of the very first English For Dirty Foreigners video lesson.
In the meantime, you can catch up on the last month’s worth of our regular word-a-day column, which you should be used to refresh yourself on some of the more complex, difficult, and fictional words in the great, wonderful, beautifully humectant English language.
Bees.
Welcome!
Hello, and welcome to English For Dirty Foreigners.
Over the next millenia we will be teaching you everything you need to know about British language, customs, traditions and stuff.
Our lessons will be broadcast fortnightly, and accompanied with a daily word of the day, which will happen every day. Daily. Within every 24-hour period. Once a day. Between one dawn and the next. Three hundred and sixty five times a year. To the day, every day. You can set your watch by them. Assuming that you have a watch that only counts days. Like a calender, but on your wrist. Or in your pocket. Or stapled to the wall. Or your face.
Return to this very place on November 1st to see the excitement of learning happen henceforth, forthwith in front of your very eyes. On the screen – not literally in front of your eyes – that would be far too close for you to see properly. You’d still be able to hear it, but then you’d be missing half the fun of the learning experience.
So, to conclude; goodbye.
